{"id":539,"date":"2010-09-18T04:32:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T04:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meatleg.com\/Musich\/?p=14"},"modified":"2021-01-18T06:52:17","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T06:52:17","slug":"the-year-we-make-contact-in-uranus-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/the-year-we-make-contact-in-uranus-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"The Year We Make Contact In Uranus Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Year We Make Contact In Uranus<\/strong>
\nBy Erich Meatleg
\n
\nhttp:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/the-year-we-make-contact-in\/id392025917
\n<\/a>
\nLyrics:<\/strong>
\nRolling down a highway
\non a lonely rural night,
\nI was blinded by a beam of light
\nand sucked into the sky.
\nPulled into a craft above
\nand dropped upon its floor,
\nI raised my head in fear
\nto my shiny, metal captors!
\n
\n\"\"<\/a>In wide-eyed fear I screamed
\nas I was pleading for my life.
\nI asked them to identify
\nintentions and the like and they said:
\n“We are the Robutts.
\nWe came to harvest slaves:
\nThe anaerobic animals
\nthat live inside your enclaves!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<\/p>\n

BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nIN SPACE, NO ONE CAN SAVE YOUR HIDE!!
\nBOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nYOU CANT CLOSE THE BROWN EYE!!!<\/p>\n

In a bid to save my dignity I
\nmade a last request:
\nI beseeched the tiny Robutts
\nfor a grander audience.
\nI said, “I want to see your leader!”
\nThe Robutts looked perplexed!
\nThey warned me as they summoned it:
\n“You know not what you assk!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

A siren blared immensley
\nand a door slid open wide.
\nA tall, translucent one-eyed beast
\nslithered to the light.
\nI begged for liberation
\nunmolested from inside!
\nA gaping maw of crooked spires
\nopened to reply:<\/p>\n

It said.. it said.. this is what it said:
\n(THE BEAST, RANTING)<\/p>\n

(What the…?)
\nI didn\u2019t understand a single word of that,
\n(What is he talking about?)
\nbut found out exactly what IT meant:<\/p>\n

BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nTHERE ARE NO SEAT BELTS FOR THIS RIDE!!
\nBOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nPREPARE TO BE ANALYZED!!!<\/p>\n

I plummeted to Earth again
\nwhen my hard night was through…
\nI wondered why my life was spared
\nafter I\u2019d been so used…
\nThe Robutts transmitted
\nas they sped out of sight:
\n“Next collection: Tomorrow Night!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<\/p>\n

BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nYOU BET YOUR ASS, YOU CANNOT WIN!!
\nBOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
\nTHE ROBUTTS GET YOU IN THE END!!!<\/p>\n

Robutts:
\n“Do not struggle.
\nResistance is futile.<\/em>\u201d
\n\u00a9Erich Meatleg 2010<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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