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<\/figure>This is for my science fiction anthem now available in iTunes: Lyrics:<\/strong> In wide-eyed fear I screamed<\/span> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE! In a bid to save my dignity I A siren blared immensley It said.. it said.. this is what it said: (What the…?) BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE! I plummeted to Earth again NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE! Robutts: This is probably the simplest drawing I have done since I was four years old, but it felt really appropriate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[11,23,46],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-album-cover","category-illustration","tag-anal-probe","tag-fiction","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2044,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/2044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meatleg.com\/studio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
The Year We Make Contact In Uranus<\/strong><\/a>
By Erich Meatleg<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
Rolling down a highway
on a lonely rural night,
I was blinded by a beam of light
and sucked into the sky.
Pulled into a craft above
and dropped upon its floor,
I raised my head in fear
to my shiny, metal captors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
as I was pleading for my life.
I asked them to identify
intentions and the like and they said:
“We are the Robutts.
We came to harvest slaves:
The anaerobic animals
that live inside your enclaves!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN SAVE YOUR HIDE!!
BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
YOU CANT CLOSE THE BROWN EYE!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
made a last request:
I beseeched the tiny Robutts
for a grander audience.
I said, “I want to see your leader!”
The Robutts looked perplexed!
They warned me as they summoned it:
“You know not what you assk!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and a door slid open wide.
A tall, translucent one-eyed beast
slithered to the light.
I begged for liberation
unmolested from inside!
A gaping maw of crooked spires
opened to reply:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(THE BEAST, RANTING)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I didn\u2019t understand a single word of that,
(What is he talking about?)
but found out exactly what IT meant:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
THERE ARE NO SEAT BELTS FOR THIS RIDE!!
BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
PREPARE TO BE ANALYZED!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
when my hard night was through…
I wondered why my life was spared
after I\u2019d been so used…
The Robutts transmitted
as they sped out of sight:
“Next collection: Tomorrow Night!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU BET YOUR ASS, YOU CANNOT WIN!!
BOW DOWN FOR THE ANAL PROBE!
THE ROBUTTS GET YOU IN THE END!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do not struggle.
Resistance is futile.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"