Donny, according to your own standards, you lost in a landslide.
Stop crying, and drown yourself in your sorrows with a steady stream of RPP (Russian Prostitue Piss).
Hit the road, jackass.
Sayonara, sucker.
Nana-na-naaaaa.
Nana-na-naaaaa.
Hey. Hey. Hey.
Good-fuckin-bye.
(completed on November 30th, updated January 20th, 2021 to add reflections and to updated the popular vote tally).