Erich Meatleg
can be reached for edification at

meatleg at meatleg dot com

He is not interested in buying your wares however, he is only interested in you buying his wares.

Also, for the record:
1) he is not interested in hearing about his credit score,
2) he is not interested in helping you transfer money from your inheritance in (insert random country here),
3) and both he and the ladies are perfectly happy with the length, width, girth and firmness, as well as the duration of said firmness, of his phallus.

Thank you